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Sand Skimmer

$4.99

Sand Skimmer, an 11-phased battle map. Crossing the vast deserts poses numerous dangers – exposure, thirst, and, out in the dunes and canyons, the most formidable threat is the Bulettes. In the soft grounds, they can grow... quite large.

“If a Salt Dunes or Redwaste outlaw starts running while holding up your sand skiff, you run too. You’re on the same team now.” - Ida Holly

The dunes, though only 20 miles across, divide the kingdom so completely. No army can march through; no caravan can trade. Out there, it's an empire of monsters and vultures feeding on what they leave behind. That is, of course, besides the Sand Skiffs.

Officially deemed a crime by the crown, Skiffs are considered too risky. One in every 5 skiffs never returns, but that's exactly how the Skiffjocks like it. No oversight, no cargo checks. Just coin and speed. Smugglers, outlaws, bandits, criminals – they all make a good living taking anything and anyone brave enough to skim out under the oppressive sun and launch into the razor winds to outrun the Sandshark Bulettes to the canyon rocks at the desert's heart.

I'm sure you have your reasons for not taking the two-day trip around the dunes; hope it's worth it.

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Sand Skimmer, an 11-phased battle map. Crossing the vast deserts poses numerous dangers – exposure, thirst, and, out in the dunes and canyons, the most formidable threat is the Bulettes. In the soft grounds, they can grow... quite large.

“If a Salt Dunes or Redwaste outlaw starts running while holding up your sand skiff, you run too. You’re on the same team now.” - Ida Holly

The dunes, though only 20 miles across, divide the kingdom so completely. No army can march through; no caravan can trade. Out there, it's an empire of monsters and vultures feeding on what they leave behind. That is, of course, besides the Sand Skiffs.

Officially deemed a crime by the crown, Skiffs are considered too risky. One in every 5 skiffs never returns, but that's exactly how the Skiffjocks like it. No oversight, no cargo checks. Just coin and speed. Smugglers, outlaws, bandits, criminals – they all make a good living taking anything and anyone brave enough to skim out under the oppressive sun and launch into the razor winds to outrun the Sandshark Bulettes to the canyon rocks at the desert's heart.

I'm sure you have your reasons for not taking the two-day trip around the dunes; hope it's worth it.

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Sand Skimmer, an 11-phased battle map. Crossing the vast deserts poses numerous dangers – exposure, thirst, and, out in the dunes and canyons, the most formidable threat is the Bulettes. In the soft grounds, they can grow... quite large.

“If a Salt Dunes or Redwaste outlaw starts running while holding up your sand skiff, you run too. You’re on the same team now.” - Ida Holly

The dunes, though only 20 miles across, divide the kingdom so completely. No army can march through; no caravan can trade. Out there, it's an empire of monsters and vultures feeding on what they leave behind. That is, of course, besides the Sand Skiffs.

Officially deemed a crime by the crown, Skiffs are considered too risky. One in every 5 skiffs never returns, but that's exactly how the Skiffjocks like it. No oversight, no cargo checks. Just coin and speed. Smugglers, outlaws, bandits, criminals – they all make a good living taking anything and anyone brave enough to skim out under the oppressive sun and launch into the razor winds to outrun the Sandshark Bulettes to the canyon rocks at the desert's heart.

I'm sure you have your reasons for not taking the two-day trip around the dunes; hope it's worth it.

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