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The Siren's Throne

$4.99

“They say the Queen of Sirens spends her days lavishly lounging on her throne and reading her collection of messages in bottles that will never reach shore like letters from a lover.” - Ida Holly

The Siren's Throne is an inhospitable island chain in the distant stormy seas made up of jagged cliffs above the surf and tangled seaweed strangled around countless rocks and wrecks below. It's bad luck to sail within a mile of it- and worse luck to follow the songs into the heart of it.

Fog on the tide is generally considered an Ill omen in the Triton coast. Hides potential rocks in the surf, Drifting debris, but also- worst of all it covers anything that may wish to swim up close to your craft while you cross between islands.

And you best be careful out past Guillotine Point. Never sail where your chew could snag on rocks. Always wear a token to give to the lost lady of the tides to lead you back if you go over. And stay alert because that's where the Mara’Kahua and the Sirens hunt.

and take care and plug your ears in the cold hours of the morning.

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“They say the Queen of Sirens spends her days lavishly lounging on her throne and reading her collection of messages in bottles that will never reach shore like letters from a lover.” - Ida Holly

The Siren's Throne is an inhospitable island chain in the distant stormy seas made up of jagged cliffs above the surf and tangled seaweed strangled around countless rocks and wrecks below. It's bad luck to sail within a mile of it- and worse luck to follow the songs into the heart of it.

Fog on the tide is generally considered an Ill omen in the Triton coast. Hides potential rocks in the surf, Drifting debris, but also- worst of all it covers anything that may wish to swim up close to your craft while you cross between islands.

And you best be careful out past Guillotine Point. Never sail where your chew could snag on rocks. Always wear a token to give to the lost lady of the tides to lead you back if you go over. And stay alert because that's where the Mara’Kahua and the Sirens hunt.

and take care and plug your ears in the cold hours of the morning.

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“They say the Queen of Sirens spends her days lavishly lounging on her throne and reading her collection of messages in bottles that will never reach shore like letters from a lover.” - Ida Holly

The Siren's Throne is an inhospitable island chain in the distant stormy seas made up of jagged cliffs above the surf and tangled seaweed strangled around countless rocks and wrecks below. It's bad luck to sail within a mile of it- and worse luck to follow the songs into the heart of it.

Fog on the tide is generally considered an Ill omen in the Triton coast. Hides potential rocks in the surf, Drifting debris, but also- worst of all it covers anything that may wish to swim up close to your craft while you cross between islands.

And you best be careful out past Guillotine Point. Never sail where your chew could snag on rocks. Always wear a token to give to the lost lady of the tides to lead you back if you go over. And stay alert because that's where the Mara’Kahua and the Sirens hunt.

and take care and plug your ears in the cold hours of the morning.

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